A JayHop Christmas

8. And there were in the same bar JayHops abiding at table 22, keeping watch over their coasters that night.

9. And, lo, the server of the BEER came upon them, and the glory of the BEER menu shone round about them: and they were sore t’irsty.

10. And the server said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all JayHops.

11. For unto you is delivered this day in the city of Fountains a BEER buyer, which is Rob the Roudebush.

12. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find that Rob is buying Chimay for all, sitting at this table.

13. And suddenly there was with the server a multitude of 11.2oz bot’ls, and pouring,

14. Glory to Rob at this table, and on earth peace, good BEER towards JayHops.

Luke 2:8-14 JHV* (slightly paraphrased)


* JayHops Version


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